Me: "What are you doing, buddy?"
Knolan: "Oh. I am just putting my hand in my butt to pull stuff out."
Me: "Um..why?"
Knolan: "So I can throw it." (of course)
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Kaycie: (While flinging herself forward just because she felt like it, I guess.) "Mom. Look! I'm very impressive, aren't I?"
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Knolan's childcare provider: (after Knolan had a particularly messy accident in his undies and beyond) "You can't poop in your clothes, Knolan. If you have to poop, you tell me or your mommy, ok?"
Knolan: "Thanks for telling me. I think I just needed someone to tell me."
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Kaycie: (After she pinched a nerve in her neck during gym class.) "I sure got a lot of intention from my neck injury, Mom."
Me: "Huh?"
Kaycie: "Intention... I got a lot of it from the other girls. They asked me a lot of questions about what happened to my neck, and I thought to myself, 'wow... my neck sure is getting me a lot of intention!' "
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Knolan: When we were standing out on the back porch after dark, I pointed out how pretty the moon was. He said, "Where?" I pointed at the moon, and said, "There!" He said, "The sun?" And I said, "No cutie... that's the MOON." Knolan looked truly astounded, and then crouched down low, held his palms upwards, gesturing to the moon above, and whispered, "It's... it's... a miracle." And then he stood up, still gesturing toward the moon and shouted into the night, "It's ALIVE!!!!!"
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Kaycie: "Mom... could you fashion me a cup of juice?"
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